Jenni

Words cannot describe how happy I am right now.

1)I have completed every single test required for my eleventh year of schooling.
2)I am currently chillin' in the nice cool breeze of our newly installed air con.
3)Mum's friend has just brought over a set of sorely missed crappy Chinese soapy DVDs.
4)My Dad is away for the week in Perth, so he won't be bugging me with random comments like "so how d'you think you went on your tests?"
5)A family friend is going to be arriving soon from China, with some fantastic magazines that I subscribed to.

My life is wonderful.

Edit: Just to prove me right, Dad called when he arrived at the hotel in Perth. The first thing he said to me (apart from the obligatory 'hi') was "you've finished your exam? How'd you think it went?"

Edit 2: You know what's a really clever thing not to do? Hold your friend's precious digital camera with wet nail polish. It's a combination destined to devastate. Luckily nail polish remover also seems to work on metals...

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...

Mum got a bunch of flowers. They smell nice.