Chinese weather = pwns
Dec. 8th, 2005 06:32 pmSo!
Y'know what else is fantabulously awesome about China? The mahjong. Ohhh, yes. And the fact that everyone lets me win :D It's great being the youngest.
Hehe. Watching the old episodes of Lost makes me think of what would happen if my plane had crshed on an obscure uncharted island off the shore of China. If, miraculously everyone survived like on Lost, there wouldn't be anyone hot walking around half naked, because of the weather. Everyone'll likely get frostbite within the first few hours, and our fingers and toes would drop off. Any shrapnel caught in our bodies would probably freeze. Provided that we find ways to survive the first few days, we'll probably be blown up by the N.Koreans using the island as nuclear target practice!
So, the moral of the story, hope that your plane never crash somewhere cold. Or near N.Korea.
I really need to watch some Chinese soapies. Or sleep. *has had about 5 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours*
( On a slightly more serious note... )
Y'know what else is fantabulously awesome about China? The mahjong. Ohhh, yes. And the fact that everyone lets me win :D It's great being the youngest.
Hehe. Watching the old episodes of Lost makes me think of what would happen if my plane had crshed on an obscure uncharted island off the shore of China. If, miraculously everyone survived like on Lost, there wouldn't be anyone hot walking around half naked, because of the weather. Everyone'll likely get frostbite within the first few hours, and our fingers and toes would drop off. Any shrapnel caught in our bodies would probably freeze. Provided that we find ways to survive the first few days, we'll probably be blown up by the N.Koreans using the island as nuclear target practice!
So, the moral of the story, hope that your plane never crash somewhere cold. Or near N.Korea.
I really need to watch some Chinese soapies. Or sleep. *has had about 5 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours*
( On a slightly more serious note... )