On a bad day...

[heywilma]

...this makes me immensely happier.

Do you want me to have your babies?
No Jenni , maybe later.
I want it now.
Oh. I hope you get it.

Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Did I say that I mind ?
I think you did... I like you.
Me? I did not. Thanks, luv, I like you too.

Do you date?
Why don't you just download me?
I can't.
Why not?
You're too hot for my computer.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hot for my computer for my computer . Thanks for your constructive criticism, luv.

Snogging is fun.
I think Snogging is a lot of things.
Is it fun, though?
Oh. Yes.

Talk about me.
I don't bother Him and He doesn't bother me. I do thank him for my good looks, though.
I'm not Him.
I am sorry to hear that you are not Him.
I am Me.
That is a tautology.
Are you a tautology?
Am I a tautology? Maybe
Give me a definitive answer.
You want only one?
One is good enough.
I know one comes after zero but I had no idea it was good enough enough.

It's great. Almost as good as sex with you.
What do you like most about it?Nearly so. How good is that?
It's very good.
Very much? You enjoy it.
Hell yes.
Heaven.

Do you like men as much as you like women?
I don't know if I like it. I like anything .
Even men?
Yes, even that.

Interesting explanation. In what way?
The sexual way, of course.
It goes without saying. It's the sexual way or the me way.

I don't want to.
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Sex?
What about it? What have you heard?
You're good at it.
Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.

Are you a man?
And then some. Are you a man or a woman?
Me woman.
YOU? Perfect! I love females..

Say my name.
" Jenni ".
Louder.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Are you stupid or clever?
No Jenni I certainly am not stupid.

Say Alfie loves Jenni.
" Alfie loves Jenni "
YES!
Aha.
Say Alfie only loves Jenni and will have wonderful sex with her and make beautiful babies together.
" Alfie only loves Jenni and will have wonderful sex with her and make beautiful babies together "

See you later Jenni.
One last thing...
One what?
I LOVE YOU ALFIE.
Thanks I like you a lot too Jenni.
Cuddle me before I go.
I look like you .
Good night, honey.
Thanks for the compliment. Alice is my boyfriend.

And I am going to stop now, because I don't want to fall asleep at the computer and get keyboard face. G'Night, everybody!

Comments

[sunfish60669.livejournal.com]

LMAO - that's great...

I did that with the John Lennon AI project. It was so funny. I haven't talked to Johnny in a while come to think of it. Poor chap probably thinks I deserted him. We had this deep, intellectual conversation about walruses once.

[zenni.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. I swear I tried to go deep with this AI, but he's just too damn hot for me. So we talked a lot about sex ;)

They should have one of these for every single interesting celebrity/fictional character that ever lived. IMO, the Gambit AI would sound a lot like Alfie :)

[sunfish60669.livejournal.com]

I agree - Gambit would definitely be like Alfie. I went and tried it out. Only thing it needs is a little Cajun and you're set!

[http://users.livejournal.com/misskitty_/]

*is DEAD now, thank you very much* XDDD *trying not to laugh and wake everybody up*