What We Women Want

[heywilma]

Me: Did you notice Ian’s beautiful eyes?
Ri: yea, they're too freakishly beautiful tho
Me: ... STOP DOING THAT. (She was putting Ian down before)
Ri: haha. he's too pretty... most girls dun wanna touch him.
Me: I do. So leave me alone. And ... I HATE YOU.
Ri: they want their men rugged and handsome.
Ri: and angry
Ri: not those perfect looking lifesave-I-can-do-no-wrong typss.
Me: ... I like Ian. But I wouldn’t mind doing Sawyer.
Ri: they want ARAGORN, not LEGOLAS.
Me: No, they want Faramir. Or Boromir. Maybe Pippin ‘cause he’s cute.
Ri: they want HARRY, not SPIDERMAN.
Me: I concur.
Ri: and... they want THE PIRATE DUDE... not THE ORLANDO CHARACTER.
Ri: (help me here)
Me: Jack Sparrow, Will Turner. Duh.
Ri: they want TRUNKS... not GOHAN
Me: I beg to differ. I want Goten. Or Goku.
Me: They want HECTOR, not PARIS.
Ri: haven't watched that.
Me: SHAME.
Ri: ok... who else do they want?
Me: We want Draco, not Harry.
Me: We want Boone and Sawyer and Jack and Charlie and Sayid.
Ri: who’s Jack?
Me: ...
Me: *SMACK*
Me: Women want Mark Darcy, not Daniel Cleavers.
Ri: yea he's angry
Ri: they want Mr Darcy, NOT MR WICKHAM.
Me: They want SPIKE, not RILEY. *hate Riley. Riley must die*
Me: They want SHREK, not CHARMING.
Ri: hehe good one
Ri: actually no, they want puss in boots.
Me: HA!

Back from a BBQ. V. full. Also never knew carrying too much stuff can be so exhausting. I like the air con very very much right now.