It's almost Christmas time!

Dear Santa,

I would like this for Christmas. I have been relatively nice this year. Really.

But, y'know, if that doesn't work out, this, or this would also be beyond awesome.

If material goods are not possible for this year, then please award me the ability to be awesome for the upcoming year.

Love,

Jenni.

Otherwise-ly, I'll just sneak in an obligatory panicky line about my last remaining exam: blah help not ready blah screwed blah.