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The first thing that Mum said to me this morning? "London blew up!"

I stood there, dumbstruck for 5 seconds, while the little voice in my head said very articulately, "Fuck", followed closely by "Dude", and "What?", in that order.

When my brain had processed the information enough to make space for other commands, I decided to investigate for myself and watched the newsbreak for a while to get the picture.

I am never listening to my mother ever again.

Hope everyone is safe now.

And there was something entirely witty that I wanted to say about something else, but I forgot now.