Procrastinatory haiku

So bored. English is finished; Economics is on the right track- predict will finish on weekend (if not, then screwed). And so my boredom led to these:

For sunfish60669

Ode To Mraz
The Talented One,
He is the love of Jenny's life.
Year of the rooster.

For cajun_chick411

Minwoo- 'Shinny For The Disco'
Shiny-shirted one;
Sex on legs of Korean
Hotness. Piper swoons.

For lucentstreak

The Song of Mr And Mrs Darcy
Missus Darcy comes,
On the arm of Mister D.
The wedding bell tolls.

Anyone else want haiku?