38.You either really, really want to go to UCI or really, really want to stay away from it.
39.Your parents have never kissed you
40.Your parents have never kissed each other
41.You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
42."You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
43.People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.
44.You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
45.You have 12+ aunts and uncles
46.In expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
47.Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
48.The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
49.You will most likely be taller than your parents.
50.Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.
51.You get nothing if you do well in school, but get beat up if you don't.
52.When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
53.Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
54.Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
55.Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
56.The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture. (We made sure to get matching ones. Except for the sofa. But then I was cheaper than leather ones...)
57.You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
58.You own a rice cooker or two.
59.You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
60.Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
61.Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
62.Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
63. You're smart, celibate and everyone thinks you know karate. (Celibate? That's an interesting concept... ^-~)
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Date: 2004-05-30 01:44 am (UTC)38.You either really, really want to go to UCI or really, really want to stay away from it.
39.Your parents have never kissed you
40.Your parents have never kissed each other
41.You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
42."You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
43.People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.
44.You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
45.You have 12+ aunts and uncles
46.In expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
47.Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
48.The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
49.You will most likely be taller than your parents.
50.Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.
51.You get nothing if you do well in school, but get beat up if you
don't.
52.When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
53.Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
54.Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
55.Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
56.The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture. (We made sure to get matching ones. Except for the sofa. But then I was cheaper than leather ones...)
57.You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
58.You own a rice cooker or two.
59.You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
60.Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
61.Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
62.Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
63. You're smart, celibate and everyone thinks you know karate. (Celibate? That's an interesting concept... ^-~)