Things to do to new family: -Murder mother -Find out who brother is -Find out who dog is -Murder boyfriend and chop him up into little pieces and feed it to the dog
Oh no! Carolyn Kennedy had an affair! It's Bruce Willis' birthday! Lets take a peek into Ashton Kutcher's sex life! Yay! Just what I alwayd wanted to know.
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Hey... how d'you know all this?
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when we had cable, I used to watch entertainment tonight religiously... I didn't tell you that
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:P
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*shift eyes*
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Don't ask me how I knew that.
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OOh!1 really! Wow, i'll have to watch thatLooks like another closet watcher of ET.no subject
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*is offended that you think what happens in the lives of everyday celebrities is funny. It's serious stuff!!*no subject
See, I told you it was funny.
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Just because I watch it everyday, doesn't mean anythinSo! Onto another subject now! 4 days until end of term!
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Thank you, Billy, you may sit down now.
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Ey.