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School is crap.
I have no self control whatsoever *weeps*
But, on the bright side? I've figured out several ways to dispose of Chemistry:
1) Chuck it against the window. It dies, the window dies, you have to pay for the window.
2) Chuck it at one or both of your parents. They can study Chemistry and not nag you so much.
3) Bash your own head against it multiple times. Chemistry is injured, you end up with concussion, and therefore can sue it for a ga-zillion dollars and get a restraining order.
Well. One can dream, right?
And like, in all seiousness? I am so fucked for complex reasoning.
But, on the bright side? I've figured out several ways to dispose of Chemistry:
1) Chuck it against the window. It dies, the window dies, you have to pay for the window.
2) Chuck it at one or both of your parents. They can study Chemistry and not nag you so much.
3) Bash your own head against it multiple times. Chemistry is injured, you end up with concussion, and therefore can sue it for a ga-zillion dollars and get a restraining order.
Well. One can dream, right?
And like, in all seiousness? I am so fucked for complex reasoning.
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As for the ways to kill chemistry, I like. Option two seems like the best one there... ;)
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